nataliekastberg -

Life is like a piano. The white keys r happiness, the black keys r sadness. as u go life's journey, remember the black keys make music too.

I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where the fuck is my cell phone?" & it would be like, "Its under the couch dumb ass"

I had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now it's broken & I'm awake. Not sure who won.

So what happened in Norway?

Some crazy bastard went nuts

By "American grandma"

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over he became a butterfly

Three cups of tea

With the first cup of tea your a stranger
with the second cup of tea your a friend
and with the third cup of tea your family

I don't care how poor a man is, if he has a family, he's rich.

I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.♥