Quotes of the day


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Life is like a piano. The white keys r happiness, the black keys r sadness. as u go life's journey, remember the black keys make music too.
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I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where the fuck is my cell phone?" & it would be like, "Its under the couch dumb ass"
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I had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now it's broken & I'm awake. Not sure who won.
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So what happened in Norway?
Some crazy bastard went nuts
By "American grandma"
Some crazy bastard went nuts
By "American grandma"
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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over he became a butterfly
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Three cups of tea
With the first cup of tea your a stranger
with the second cup of tea your a friend
and with the third cup of tea your family
With the first cup of tea your a stranger
with the second cup of tea your a friend
and with the third cup of tea your family
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I don't care how poor a man is, if he has a family, he's rich.
Dagens quote
I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.♥